Monday, February 25, 2013

Eyecandy, that's all.

With the media brainwashing us on a daily basis as to what is hot and what is not, we have idolised certain people. Men do it, women do it, as a guy I can say I look to Kate Upton in specifics, and without knowing why either (although it might have something to do with her gigantic boobs or something). From what I can tell, Kate Upton's equivalent (As in the dude girls go crazy for) is Matt Lanter. Its funny how we almost get a crush on these celebrities, because lets be real here, there is no prospect for anything great to happen, dreams are good though. The only problem with these fantasticle dreams of these "super humans" is that it alters our vision and influences us into leading a life of superficiality because all we see in these people (mostly) is their physical appearance, and eventually judge everyone in this way. Keep it real everyone!
How disgusting... lol
What a man beast... I guess...

What do teachers do off duty?

I'm not even so sure how I got to think about this, I guess it was in some random subject when some random teacher was being incredibly rigid and unreasonable about something dumb (whatever it was, they do it so often I lose track). So what exactly do teachers do with their free time? Quite obviously they go to the staff room for breaks, but what do they do in there? As much as I'd love to believe they have a secret bowling alley that pops out of nowhere with the press of a button, or maybe even an indoor swimming pool for some water aerobics though this might not be 100% true. Unless of course the schools budget is seriously out of balance in their favour, but this would mean they wouldn't be so on-edge and grumpy all the time, right? So I have concluded that this is what they could possibly be doing instead:
  1. Making coffee (Caffeine free of course, wouldn't want them to have any stimulants!)
  2. They then drink only half of the God-awful coffee mix, and leave the mug to stand on their desks for a minimum time period of 2 weeks, or until it grows a beard.
  3. Mark test papers, I assume this takes up crap tons of time.
  4. Complain about how today's kids are not made how they were used to.
  5. Plot ways in which to make lessons less user friendly and boring (If that's even possible)
  6. Complain about how boys haircuts determine how well they do in school and how the colour of girls hair does the same.
  7. Moan about low pay, even though they drive decent cars...