The five things I recommend not verbally communicating at school.
- Number one on the list would definitely be, "Suck my dick!" although extremely relevant to most if not all situations it doesn't ALWAYS go down too well, especially if there are teachers or people of power close by.
- "Don't be a slut", now for whatever reason this phrase has become quite popular amongst some guys and while I personally find it funny, a teacher might not fully understand the immaturity fuelled humour we posses and in turn could very possibly make us choke and die on the power they seem to enjoy forcing down our throats on a daily basis. (Too harsh? Go have a cup of tea)
- "Hey teacher, did you go to college to learn how to tell children to 'Shhhh'? No? I didn't think so." This holds some worth and I cannot be the only one that gets annoyed to the point of wanting to shove a pen into my eye when teachers constantly yell, 'Shhhh!' at the top of their lungs even when there is hardly any noise, they are the ones making most of the noise anyway, like dude don't demand our attention so harshly but rather teach us in such a way that we want to pay attention or something. Shhhh isn't even a word you tonsils. I dunna, just like my opinion man.
- "What is a clitoris?" Uhm, like if you don't know what a word means, and it sounds awkward, chances are you are going to get an awkward as fuck explanation or none at all even. We live in the 21st century you tit, its this mystical thing called Google.
- "Your religious views are stupid and you should feel stupid" Well that's pretty basically what some communicate. Here's an idea, if you feel so strongly that everyone else's opinion is incredibly wrong, keep it the hell to yourself if it means you avoid hurting their feelings. What's the point even? There's almost no proof so why argue, what a waste of effort you could have used in making the world a better place, talking about the weather or making a cup of tea.
Peace out gaahhhz.
